We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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