True but thats because hes a fetus.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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