People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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