Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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