BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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