i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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