ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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