so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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