I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm at about main and main street
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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