And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
40s are totally the cure
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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