walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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