its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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