whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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