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i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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