I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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