spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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