Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
