Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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