Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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