there's paper in my vomit.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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