I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We have started to decorate penises.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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