dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
