What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
