Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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