hotel room ftw
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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