Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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