I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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