I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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