I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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