Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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