There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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