I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
