There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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