no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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