i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
