she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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