yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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