Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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