If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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