dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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