I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she peed on how many people?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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