So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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