i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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