Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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