I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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