If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
How's work?
Spinning.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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