So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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