No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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