His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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