But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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