wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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