Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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