Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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