going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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