I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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