The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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