i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
