she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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