well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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